BAD BARD POETRY
Not my problem mate
There’s a dullness,
A blankness veils the eye
The shine retreats
As we scuttle by
Past the crises and the horrors
Of our parlous state,
Grabbing blinkers we mutter
Not my problem mate.
Not my problem mate
I haven’t got time
I’m just passing by
At the scene of the crime
I can’t be bothered
Well it wasn’t me
I’ve got stuff to do
I don’t want to see.
Not my problem mate
I haven’t got change
Besides you’re undeserving
And you all look strange.
It's your fault, not mine
Don’t we all agree?
So don’t ask for my help
Don’t come crying to me.
Not my problem mate
And aren’t you a pain
Sitting there freezing
Getting wet in the rain
Like those scrambling hoards
After our welfare and jobs
Keep ‘em out, or we’ll drown
Feeding all of those gobs
Shards of brute ignorance pierce our minds
And catch us all being cruel and unkind
AirPods and platitudes won’t drown out the screams
Of the desperate people who share our dreams
We spurn desperation to our eternal shame
Sitting on our hands as we circle the drain
We have to change our parlous state
Because we are the heart of the problem mate.