BAD BARD POETRY
Weird Science
Our Hero lay abed
And thought and thought and thought
There’s an answer, I can explain this
And so his ego was caught.
Well nothing lives forever
Everything lives and dies
It happens all around us
We see with our own eyes
Yes, all is born and created
From a person to a planet
But what about the Universe
Where did it come from? Damn it!
He mused, perhaps if we reverse,
And squeeze the genie back in the bottle
Do some equations and calculations
And really strain the noddle
Having persuaded himself completely
That he could argue clearly
Based on his sums and reputation
Of just one, hare brained explanation
In his reckoning, honed and keen
There surely, can only have been
As the source from which all sprang
A tremendous, unbelievable Big Bang!?
Colleagues cheered and raised their glasses
Students fell down at his feet
Fawning over his sagacity
Blind to his glaring conceit
Then parading his idea to college
They now teach it and call it knowledge.
Now listen he said, it was such a big bang
The universe must be expanding
What? Where is the evidence?
It’s in a notebook on my landing .
All agreed his invention, ingenious
He cuts eternity down to size
Lord him, fete him, honour him
For this font of knowledge, a Nobel prize!
A fool asked, how could he be so certain?
Where’s the evidence this took place?
Our hero explained we cannot know
And putting on a serious face
He said such questions are irrelevant
Who could know what came before?
Blinded by the absurd tautology
Hubris had laid at his door.
Kudos and jealous reputations
Now have us trapped in a cul de sac
Sycophancy, the need to be in the club
Ensure there’s no way back
He had reduced to an absurdity of nonsense
The magnificent infinity we share
Further enquiry now closed
Because he couldn’t see beyond his nose
Of what awaits us out there.
Like an elephant in the living room
The questions won’t go away
Ignore and sweep around them
But they are here to stay
He declared: I can also tell you
How and when creation will end,
All and everything will turn to dust
Err..lets see..mm..give or take,
Some time, roundabout then.
He said,Experience informs us
Crazy theories expand until they bust
Only fools would lend them credence
But we give you science you can trust
So I must be right but don’t take fright
See, science tells us it's so
The fool said: But science cannot tell us
Of what it clearly does not know
Nor explain the mechanisms of the universe
Forces hidden, and not on show
Quantum physics, dark matter, gravity
There’s an unknown plethora to place
Like the assumed yet unaccounted forces
Behind the relativity we trace.
Unfolding phenomena that won’t fit,
Are conveniently overlooked or shunned
Perhaps another Copernicus will explain
Why a preponderance of solar systems
Revolve around two suns.
While careers, salaries and egos
Are jealously invested in misguided views
Don’t expect any searching debate
Raised by the obvious clues